Quote Originally Posted by threep View Post
That reminds me of a joke which I shall now adapt...

Man parks his Stratos on the street. A kid comes up to him.
Kid: That's a nice car mister, if you give me £5 I'll make sure it stays safe.
Man: My Rottweiler is in the car, that's all the security I need.
Kid: Cool. Can put out fires can he?

Man gives kid £5.
I only gave Ruby a STICK .... you know they don't grow on trees

BUT..... you've got to see Ruby on a special stage ...... you call "90 right" and she'll give you 90 right