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    Joke

    Just to kick things off, What do you call a camel with 4 humps - Saudi Quattro

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    Re: Joke

    What do you do when you get attacked by a troupe of clowns?

    Go for the juggler.

    Sorry....

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    Re: Joke

    As a father,
    never ever let your daughter out with a man
    mearing a mac
    on a dry day!!!!

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    Re: Joke

    Quote Originally Posted by ironman523 View Post
    As a father,
    never ever let your daughter out with a man
    mearing a mac
    on a dry day!!!!
    Was he a famous man? I may have found his statue whilst on holiday in Holland a couple of weeks ago....
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    Re: Joke

    That looks about right, strange people the Dutch (no offence intended to anyone of that nationality), what is that statue entitled?, come on have a go, my guess, " blimey,it's minute"

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    Re: Joke

    ...that would be a good one for the fantastic photos thread I've just created !

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    Re: Joke

    I could post a photo I took from the front but it might offend some of our more sensitive members

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    Re: Joke

    Did you know?........



    That statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy?

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    What do I know about dwarfs?.................very little

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    Re: Joke

    Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. So the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean, were sent for. Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.
    Seamus said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over".
    So the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said "Nope, it ain't Paddy."
    The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Sean in to identify the body.
    Sean took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over."
    The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and said, "No, it ain't Paddy."
    The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
    Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two arseholes."
    "What? He had two arseholes?" asked the mortician.
    "Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into town, folks would say, 'Here comes Paddy with them two arseholes....'"

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