Well, in a fairy-tale-type ending, and thanks to Prince Charming Tim (above), it looks like the Old Lump has actually found a new home. It's going to Tim's mate Mark, who's got a rather nice Beta, and will probably sit in his garage for yonks instead and serve to remind him just how bad things can get if you don't look after them

Thanks again to Guy and Tim, and all youse who read this (even if you thought I was nuts for one reason or another).

Cheers! - Grimm Norm