Hmmm, knowing in advance who'll be there is probably a task best attempted by Gypsy Rose and her Crystal Balls (another case of gender reassignment, or maybe some sort of Romany Punk outfit). Therefore, Chris, may I suggest you make up badges for the Usual Suspects (as not seen on TV), plus anyone else who puts their hand up on here, and I'll bring the sticky labels as backup for anyone else who turns up. Or to catch the flies around the barbecue.

As for sorting an avatar for those without...sod off, do you think I was born yesterday??? Hahaha!