Robin, thanks for including me with the general intelligentsia crowd - I'll try my best not to be flummoxed by all the big words, and be on top of all the latest matters of moment, should they arise in conversation. Or I could just stick to form and be the Resident Thicko :-P
Hope the coach trip (is it one of those all-included Shearings things?) goes well and you have fun...don't forget to upset the locals, wherever you end up, and enjoy fighting over the last novelty mug in the Auntie Joan Shop* and generally creating chaos and mayhem

* Auntie Joan Shop - one of those places that sell all the cr*p that your Auntie Joan always had spread around her house, e.g. lighthouse barometer/thermometer, plastic seagulls on the wall, bits of old fishing nets, and other "rustic" items...