"She's a model and she's looking good"

[Normb666]

He told me he offered to stand in shot, facing away while holding a tennis racquet and scratching his ar*se, but they said No. Probably for the best - more chance of it appearing as a bedroom wall poster for adolescents that way

[Guy Mayers]

I'll bet there's a lot of peeps on here don't get that Norm... Just us old farts!

[Bernard]

Bugger !!!!!... that means I'm an old fart !

[Stratos Fear]

Well I got it - very funny Norm!

Another old fart

[renmure]

Nope. Don’t get it at all.

[Normb666]

Oh yes you did....and I bet you've still got the poster, tucked away where Herself can't see it

Actually, thinking about it, on the original, was there a tennis racquet? I never had the poster but I'm sure it was there on the ones I saw... memory's a funny thing tho, innit. There's a war memorial statue just outside town (due to be defaced/pulled down any day now, probably) and the trick question that's asked is, "how many legs is the horse standing on?". Some say all four, some say just three, but the reality is that there's no horse at all, just a bloke in uniform with a rifle (probably wondering where his horse went)

[Longtimefan]

I don't think Richard could ever look this attractive no matter how hard he tried, and for the younger generation that are not understanding, er tis.
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[ah_sprite]

He told me he offered to stand in shot, facing away while holding a tennis racquet and scratching his ar*se, but they said No. Probably for the best - more chance of it appearing as a bedroom wall poster for adolescents that way

Thanks Norm, those pictures can also be made available if anyone wants to pay the subscription fee?

There's another set coming soon, featuring another pal's Urraco, I will upload them once I've seen them. I was going to ask Norm to to come and pose in his wig, corset and suspenders but decided those levels of debauchery might break the internet...

[Normb666]

Riccardo - afraid those days are in the past now, unless large quantities of cash are involved....but you can have this one for nowt, just so you know what you're missing

[Bernard]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm NICE... you doing anything tonight sweet cheeks ??