This was organised by Mirhan Hirvonian this year, two Integrales, a Fulvia Coupe plus my Stratos rep. His 17yo daughter also pitched up in her Citroen 2CV that she passed her test in recently. Obviously she wanted to park near her dad and the rest of us but jobsworth marshall told her she had to go to Citroen area. Where there was one, a Lomax. She said no, she had a "Lancia Support Vehicle" sign on the back of her car. And a Lancia badge stuck over the chevrons on the front. I told the marshall she needed to be where she was parked for her own safety. Marshall said no, and I'll be back.

So she got her 11mm spanner out and before he could get back with re-inforcements she'd got the boot lid, bonnet, both left side doors and the entire interior stripped out and piled up behind the display.

And there everything stayed for the duration. End of the show it was all back together in about 10 minutes. She's doing A levels next year and needs BBB to get into Coventry to study vehicle design.

Haven't giggled so much in quite a while!