Inventive and expansive? Erm, no, it's simply a logical response to what you've said here and if you're confused as to why, as indicated by the use of your emoticon, there's not much more I can do to make it any clearer.... although keep reading, and you just might understand.
The facts are that you've said you're happy to use a service that's provided and paid for by others, without paying subs and joining the club, and furthermore, you've no intention of doing so. Although you've effectively rubbed all the members' noses in the doo-doo, and given us the finger, let's see if you can reflect on your stance and do the right thing and join the club....although I suspect you won't, not least because I think you'd see that as some sort of climb-down. Ball's in your court now - it's up to you.