Well Andy, I suggest you try getting Our Em to take you a coupla hundred miles to a car do, then stand in a field to be ogled and photographed by old men, some of whom will ask if they can see "under the bonnet", while you wander round looking at cars and bikes. Or even get her to take you to a nice pub or restaurant, and again she can hang around in the car park till you return, half-cut, to be taken home.... she won't be like a Strat - just fire up on demand and get you back to your gaff. Bet she'd make more noise about it though.
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