That reminds me of a joke which I shall now adapt...Originally Posted by Monte76
Man parks his Stratos on the street. A kid comes up to him.
Kid: That's a nice car mister, if you give me £5 I'll make sure it stays safe.
Man: My Rottweiler is in the car, that's all the security I need.
Kid: Cool. Can put out fires can he?
Man gives kid £5.
I only gave Ruby a STICK .... you know they don't grow on treesThat reminds me of a joke which I shall now adapt...
Man parks his Stratos on the street. A kid comes up to him.
Kid: That's a nice car mister, if you give me £5 I'll make sure it stays safe.
Man: My Rottweiler is in the car, that's all the security I need.
Kid: Cool. Can put out fires can he?
Man gives kid £5.
BUT..... you've got to see Ruby on a special stage ...... you call "90 right" and she'll give you 90 right
....... and if you screw up, she'll bite your nuts off
Last edited by davehanman; 27-04-2014 at 09:38.
....... and if you screw up, she'll bite your nuts off
.......Biche
Last edited by Sando; 27-04-2014 at 21:26.
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Our head of security ...
Struan -
Male - Female ?? Pedigree ?
Ruby gets quite lonely sometimes & they've obviously got a lot in common
Female, our Judy is nearly 12 so past that sort of thing...
Still able to put the fear of God into visitors/delivery drivers etc.
Struan
And don't even think about nicking shoes/slippers, under 24hr guard....
Last edited by StruanR; 28-04-2014 at 11:11.
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