Let's do it doggy style

[davehanman]

That reminds me of a joke which I shall now adapt...

Man parks his Stratos on the street. A kid comes up to him.
Kid: That's a nice car mister, if you give me £5 I'll make sure it stays safe.
Man: My Rottweiler is in the car, that's all the security I need.
Kid: Cool. Can put out fires can he?

Man gives kid £5.

I only gave Ruby a STICK .... you know they don't grow on trees

BUT..... you've got to see Ruby on a special stage ...... you call "90 right" and she'll give you 90 right

[davehanman]

....... and if you screw up, she'll bite your nuts off

[Sando]

....... and if you screw up, she'll bite your nuts off

.......Biche

[Guy Mayers]

....... and if you screw up, she'll bite your nuts off

.......Biche

[ChrisCar6]

I only gave Ruby a STICK .... you know they don't grow on trees

BUT..... you've got to see Ruby on a special stage ...... you call "90 right" and she'll give you 90 right

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[StruanR]

Our head of security ...

[davehanman]

Our head of security ...

Struan -

Male - Female ?? Pedigree ?
Ruby gets quite lonely sometimes & they've obviously got a lot in common

[StruanR]

Female, our Judy is nearly 12 so past that sort of thing...
Still able to put the fear of God into visitors/delivery drivers etc.

Struan

[StruanR]

And don't even think about nicking shoes/slippers, under 24hr guard....

[davehanman]

Female, our Judy is nearly 12 so past that sort of thing...
Still able to put the fear of God into visitors/delivery drivers etc.

Struan

Damn - the search goes on.

SEC is now a doggy dating website !